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Come join us @ FAPWARE.COM

We’ve bitten off more than we can chew. We need your help. ASAP.

If you’ve got skills, we’ve got jobs. But not just any old, mundane jobs — no siree — we’ve got jobs w/ perqs. Where else can you work where getting off is part of the prevailing culture and not an egregious breech of your employment contract.


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Join Our Team!

We’re always on the look-out for exceptional people who enjoy working with others of like mind. If cranking content for masturbation, isn’t your cuppa … then check out our home office for other employment opps. But let us warn you in advance, we’re not even close to being normal. After all, how many fledgling businesses do you know that start off working on Food As Pharmacy (FAP) and end up flogging sex toys!

Therefore …

Don’t expect business as usual.

Unlike some companies that have a reputation for nickel-and-diming their way to the top, we are content to muddle our way though using trial-and-error until we have a better idea of what we are up against. Plus, we fully expect that those CEOs who worship at the alter of shareholder value, to the exclusion of everything else, are passé. They just don’t know it yet.

That said, we are committed to (i) fair trade, (ii) paying a living wage, and (iii) gender equity, to name some of the hot-button issues prospective employers are confronting these days. Without enumerating all the things we are passionate about – with climate change and mitigation right near the top – let’s just say, we are striving to be on the right side of her- / his-story.

Fapware.com is Running on Empty

Needs a REAL Team to Accomplish It’s Mission

Website Development

  • Editor
  • Journalists / Writers
  • Graphic Designers
  • Content Curators
  • Proof Readers
  • WordPress Designers (DIVI)

Product Procurement

  • Product Scouts
  • Purchasing Agents
  • Reviewers
  • Photographers
  • Testers
  • Vendors

Internet Marketing

  • Brand Developers
  • Copywriters
  • SEO Specialists
  • Social Media Gurus
  • Trend/Keyword Analytics
  • Website Analytics

Working Conditions



  • Contract
  • Pay Scale
  • Assignments
  • Concepts
  • Deliverables
  • Availability
  • Travel



  • Due to the sensitivity of our subject matter: members of the Fapware.com Team must be ≥ 18 years old.
  • Ideally, work-for-hire to facilitate our commitment to creative commons licensing.
  • Anyone joining Fapware.com must be prepared to go with the flow, anything from “what the hell, why not?” to “hell NO, we’re NOT breaking with tradition!”
  • Able to work independently and think outside the box.
  • A stickler for detail.
  • Last, but hardly least, an unassailable sense of humor.

The following modifications have been made: 1) filenames have been changed to conform to the Fapware.com naming convention, 2) icon colors have been modified; 3) file formats have been changed from .jpg/.png to .webp; and 4) some of the files have been cropped and resized.

Cleaning Lady: Pixabay – OpenClipart-Vectors. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/vectors/cartoon-cleaning-comic-characters-2029192/ .

Watercolor: Pixabay – Stux; Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/watercolour-pink-orange-red-cloudy-4117519/ .

Birds of a feather,

Flock together.

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