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Keeping you comfortable is our #1 concern.

Hand-Curated

 For Master Bakers,

nothing but the

finest  . . .

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Hygiene

Equipment
Grooming
Sanitizers
Skin Care

 

 

 

 

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Merch

Cases
Containers
Organizers
Safes

 

 

 

 

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Lubricants

Creams
Lotions
Lubes
Oils

 

 

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Merch

Branding, Novelties, Posters & Tee-shirts

 

 

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Keeping you comfortable is our #1 concern.

Hand-Curated

 For Master Bakers,

nothing but the

finest  . . .

A photo of a selection of herbs used to represent the Food/Drinks Products For Sale (PFS) in the Creature Comforts section.

Hygiene

Equipment
Grooming
Sanitizers
Skin Care

Discover

 

 

 

 

 

A photo of a selection of herbs used to represent the Food/Drinks Products For Sale (PFS) in the Creature Comforts section.

Lubricants

Creams
Lotions
Lubes
Oils

Discover

 

 

 

 

 

A photo of a selection of herbs used to represent the Food/Drinks Products For Sale (PFS) in the Creature Comforts section.

Merch

Branding
Novelties
Posters
Tee-shirts

Discover

 

 

 

 

 

A photo of three kettlebells sed to represent the Recreation _____ in the Creature Comforts section.

Storage

Cases
Containers
Organizers
Safes

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When you patronize FAPWARE.com, here’s what to expect:

Privacy Protection

We DO NOT sell / share your data with unrelated third parties. Only exceptions and only under duress: court orders, search warrants, wireless surveillance … yada, yada, yada.

Nondescript Packaging

We are discrete. No one need ever know — unless you choose to tell ’em — what you bought; where you shopped; and / or from which online retailer you purchased “said” goods and services.

Fair Trade

NO worker exploitation.

NO gimmes. NO gotcha’s.

NO hidden fees, and

NO pay to play.

 

Hassle-free Return(s)

Hygiene-related issues, notwithstanding, goods damaged in transit; toys that break before the warranty is up; and any items that don’t  perform as warranted, we will gladly accept as returns.

Credits

The following modifications have been made: 1) filenames have been changed to conform to the Fapware.com naming convention, 2) icon colors have been modified; 3) file formats have been changed from .jpg/.png to .webp; and 4) some of the files have been cropped and resized.

Header Image: Pixabay – jacqueline macou (jackmac). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/hands-soap-bubbles-hygiene-wash-2238235/ .

​Icons: The Noun Project Pro. Licensed and modified for commercial use. URL: https://thenounproject.com/.

Hygiene: Pixabay – Pixabay – Jonny Lindner (Comfreak). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/towel-soap-guest-toilet-body-care-2461517/ .

Lubricants: Pixabay – Pixabay – A_Different_Perspective. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/oil-in-water-suspension-liquid-1438382/ .

Merch: Pixabay – Pixabay – piviso. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/yoyo-strings-hobby-skills-pink-1960314/ .

Storage: Pixabay – Pixabay – Alexas_Fotos. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/briefcase-pink-silver-cute-luggage-1743518/ .

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