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Keeping you entertained is the ONE goal we take very seriously.

Hand-Curated

For Master Bakers,

making merry and

merry making  . . .

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Puzzles
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Videos

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Recreation

Albums
Portable Players
Singles
Sound Systems

 

 

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Books

eReaders, Fiction, Nonfiction & Pop Culture

 

 

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Keeping you entertained is the ONE goal we take very seriously.

Hand-Curated

 For Master Bakers,

making merry and

merry making  . . .

A photo of a selection of herbs used to represent the Food/Drinks Products For Sale (PFS) in the Creature Comforts section.

Books

eReaders
Fiction
Nonfiction
Pop Culture

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A photo of a selection of herbs used to represent the Food/Drinks Products For Sale (PFS) in the Creature Comforts section.

Games

Consoles
Gaming
Puzzles
Virtual Reality

Discover

 

 

 

 

 

A photo of a selection of herbs used to represent the Food/Drinks Products For Sale (PFS) in the Creature Comforts section.

Music

Albums
Portable Players
Singles
Sound Systems

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A photo of three kettlebells sed to represent the Recreation _____ in the Creature Comforts section.

Videos

Audio-Visual
Films
Televisions
TV Series

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When you patronize FAPWARE.com, here’s what to expect:

Privacy Protection

We DO NOT sell / share your data with unrelated third parties. Only exceptions and only under duress: court orders, search warrants, wireless surveillance … yada, yada, yada.

Nondescript Packaging

We are discrete. No one need ever know — unless you choose to tell ’em — what you bought; where you shopped; and / or from which online retailer you purchased “said” goods and services.

Fair Trade

NO worker exploitation.

NO gimmes. NO gotcha’s.

NO hidden fees, and

NO pay to play.

 

Hassle-free Return(s)

Hygiene-related issues, notwithstanding, goods damaged in transit; toys that break before the warranty is up; and any items that don’t  perform as warranted, we will gladly accept as returns.

Credits

The following modifications have been made: 1) filenames have been changed to conform to the Fapware.com naming convention, 2) icon colors have been modified; 3) file formats have been changed from .jpg/.png to .webp; and 4) some of the files have been cropped and resized.

Header Image: Pixabay – Taylor Harding (taylorjamesphotos). Free for Commercial Use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/people-woman-listening-to-music-3062246/ .

​Icons: The Noun Project Pro. Licensed and modified for commercial use. URL: https://thenounproject.com/.

Books: Pixabay – Hermann Traub (Hermann). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/book-education-school-literature-748904/ .

Games: Pixabay – Olya Adamovich (Olichel). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/game-remote-gamer-video-2294201/ .

Music: Pixabay – Free-Photos. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/musician-performer-keyboard-1031110/ .

Videos: Pixabay – Gerd Altmann (geralt). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/lens-camera-photographer-photo-490806/ .

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