Bene’s ♥ Baby ♥ Bene’s
No doubt, you’ve heard the old saw: It’s all about the benjamins. Well – drum roll, please – when it comes to hooking up with Fapware.com, it’s all about the benefits.
What’s in it for you?
Manna from heaven served up as “an array of accumulated points you can spend as you wish.”
And get this: NO restrictions.
Whatever we’ve got on hand, is yours for the taking. And if your object-of-desire is out of stock, we’ll even let you fill out a rain check so you’re entitled to first dibs once it comes in. Better still, you can use points earned from sex toys to purchase everything from a bong to extra virgin olive oil – just to name a few of the wares you can find at one of the websites owned and operated by Elporia.net.
Try beating that for one-upmanship!
We’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty to put together a rewards package you’ll salivate over.
Besides all the consumer-friendly policies we’ve put in place for your protection, we’ve kicked it up a notch.
Even one of America’s preeminent chefs would be impressed with our offerings.
A veritable smorgasbord to assuage your innermost desires.
Best of All
The more more you (genuinely) participate, the more you get.
All you have to do is opt-in.
And you can quit the rewards program at any time.
Though why you’d want to, makes no sense to us since we’re NOT slicing, dicing, and selling your data to the highest bidder. Any personal data – collected as part of a routine transaction – are used to ensure that we can continue to serve you better. Plus, if there is any change in policy, you would be notified, well in advance of it taking effect so you would have amply time to opt-out.
Should you choose to do so.
Take our word for it, if you are a sex-toy fanatic – and who isn’t these days with all the yummy stuff coming down the pipeline – this is the rewards package for you.
OTOH, if you only occasionally purchase a sex toy and not even for yourself, then bookmark this page for future reference. However, if and when, you are ready to reap some goodies for yourself, we’ll be here, ready-and-waiting to make your day!