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Fap Alert – Technical Difficulties

Please be advised that due to technical difficulties, The Weakly Fap will not be publishing any new posts today. We expect to be off-line for about a week, more or less. Sorry for the inconvenience. In the meantime, keep on baking.

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Fap Alert: Easter Break

Hasta La Vista. Just an FYI to let you know that our Master Bakers are taking some time off during the Easter and Spring Break for some much needed R&R so we can get outside and stretch our bones. Wolff’s Law got us thinking. We’re spending too much time behind a desk. That ain’t about to change any time soon. Too much work to do to finish getting our new shopping site up and running. More on that when we get back. Have a happy and safe Easter -shaking, baking and making – from all of us to all of you.

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Fap Alert: Happy Holidays

Just a short note to let y’all know that we will be taking some time off. We’ll be back, posting articles and excerpts to The Weakly Fap, starting January 4, 2021. Have a happy and COVID-free holiday. Even if you are one of the lucky ones who have received your first/second dose of the vaccine, don’t forget to follow the 4W’s. We all need to set a good example. Plus, there are still lots of people, who have yet to receive a jab and are still at risk.

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Fap Alert: Phase Two

We are giving you a heads-up that will begin posting single- and meta-reviews to include: (i) Creature Comforts (Amenities/Home, Casuals/Clothes, Food/Drinks, and Fun/Recreation); (ii) Media Mania (Books, Games, Music, and Videos) and Odds ‘n Sods (Hygiene, Lubricants, Merch, and Storage) in anticipation of expanding our product lines.

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Fap Alert: Minding Our P’s & Q’s

Our fingers have been rapped. Keyboards locked away. Tongues tied. We’ve been warned to go back to what we’re good at, viz., dreaming up cock tales, or else. Okay. Okay. We promise. Scouts honor. No more politics! Unless of course, the issues confronting Master Bakers, turn out to be so pressing, so urgent, and so overwhelming, they cannot be ignored.

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Fap Alert: The Weakly Fap is Scaling Back

We’re issuing a Fap Alert to let you know that we will be scaling back The Weakly Fap and publishing less frequently, at least until we have a better idea of what’s going on with COVID-19 and how it will impact us. In the meantime, better late than never, we’re going shopping to stock up on beans and toilet paper.

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Fap Alert: Practicing Solo Sex

We’re not trying to tell you what to do, well actually we are . . . Otherwise, why post a Fap Alert. However, with all the uncertainty that abounds in these days of indecision, we feel it’s the least we can do to help prevent the spread of COVID-19.

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