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Time to break some self-imposed rules that may be holding you back. Miss Ruby has just published an overview on masturbation and its capacity to change minds, if not lives. If you are one of the unfortunate few – hung up by masturbation myths that work at cross purposes – then you need to read this article if for no other reason than to realize: “When you invest in your own self-pleasure and sexual wellness, you experience real empowerment.” Still need a nudge or two? Keep reading.
Betcha never thought you’d witness this: Lovehoney, the UK’s biggest sex brand, has been given royal approval with the Queen’s Award for Enterprise. Meaning? Lovehoney will be able to continue using Her Majesty’s emblem in advertising, marketing and packaging for the next 5 years. Plus they get to fly her flag too. And here’s the best part of all, this is not the first time this company is being singled out as an exemplary company. Lovehoney first won the award back in 2016. And here we were, thinking the Good Queen Bess would be pulling a Victoria, going into seclusion and mourning the loss of Prince Phillip. Boy oh boy, did we every get that wrong. The Queen, who just turned 95 this past April, continues to amaze! May her record-breaking reign continue long into the future.
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