May is Masturbation Month

 

Alone

But Never

Lonely

Get a Sneak Peek

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Female Statute: Needpx. Public Domain. URL: https://www.needpix.com/photo/download/163950/andromeda-statue-mythology-woman-ancient-greek-art-roman-goddess .

Odds 'n Sods

A Little Dab’ll Do Ya.
If you're runing on empty, we've got just what you need and then some.
  • Hygiene
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  • Merch
  • Storage
Up-close photo of a statute of David located in Italy that display's very prominently his buttocks.
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The following modification has been made to this image: 1) the filename has been changed to conform to the Fapware.com naming convention.

Male Statute: Pxhere. Public Domain. URL: https://pxhere.com/en/photo/880223 .

Fap Warez

Me, Myself, and I+
Is a Loner w/ a Boner ... Lonely? Not a chance @ fapware.com where flying solo rocks and bad asses rule.
  • Toys for Her
  • Toys for Him
  • Toys for Them
  • Toys for Us
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Papyrus: Wikimedia. Public Domain. URL: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:P._Oxy._XXII_2331.jpg .

Media Mania

How to – you know? – How-to.
There's nothing new under the sun, the moon, the stars or the covers — so say we all.
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Fapparazzi LULz & OOH LA LAs

TWF Funnies

the joke’s on us
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Pro-Cured

You will rue the day if you don’t check out some of our cheeky NSFW* loony toons, drawn by some of the best illustrators in the biz . . .

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What the Fap

Toys, Toys, Toys. Take your pick, and fix your dick … you’re not a chick with a prick-ly pair? No problemo . . . we got lotsa tempting trix-n-treats for one ‘n all.

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WTF Yuk Yuks

If you’re NOT thinking WTF after looking at these uncensored, XXX-rated,  eye-poppers hand-selected to get a rise outta you, we are NOT doing our job!

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Yukkles

No harm in looking. Is there? Unless of course  . . . you’re at work or church or visiting grandma or attending a funeral. Sneak a peek, but only if you dare?

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Dear Dirty Gertie

Dear Dirty Gertie

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Meet Your New Confessor . . .

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Not Safe for W*

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Read All About It.

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Under the Covers

Hand Jobs

Discover for Yourself.

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A Sliding Scale.

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Done Deals

Impacting the Bottom Line.

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Food For Fap

Food For Fap

Faploids

Making life worth living.

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Fap Alert – Technical Difficulties

Fap Alert – Technical Difficulties

Please be advised that due to technical difficulties, The Weakly Fap will not be publishing any new posts today. We expect to be off-line for about a week, more or less. Sorry for the inconvenience. In the meantime, keep on baking.

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Life Altering Events

Life Altering Events

Time to break some self-imposed rules that may be holding you back. Miss Ruby has just published an overview on masturbation and its capacity to change minds, if not lives. If you are one of the unfortunate few – hung up by masturbation myths that work at cross purposes – then you need to read this article if for no other reason than to realize: “When you invest in your own self-pleasure and sexual wellness, you experience real empowerment.” Still need a nudge or two? Keep reading.

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Good Queen Bess

Good Queen Bess

Betcha never thought you’d witness this: Lovehoney, the UK’s biggest sex brand, has been given royal approval with the Queen’s Award for Enterprise. Meaning? Lovehoney will be able to continue using Her Majesty’s emblem in advertising, marketing and packaging for the next 5 years. Plus they get to fly her flag too. And here’s the best part of all, this is not the first time this company is being singled out as an exemplary company. Lovehoney first won the award back in 2016. And here we were, thinking the Good Queen Bess would be pulling a Victoria, going into seclusion and mourning the loss of Prince Phillip. Boy oh boy, did we every get that wrong. The Queen, who just turned 95 this past April, continues to amaze! May her record-breaking reign continue long into the future.

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DO I?

or

DON’T I?

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Circles Header: Pixabay – Gerd Altmann (geralt). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/waves-circles-water-wave-circle-109964/ .

Quote: Aristotle

Girl-Seashore Header: Pixabay – 99mimimi. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/girl-sexy-woman-beautiful-model-4373795/ .

Quote: Thomas Szasz

Reading Header: Pixabay – Free-Photos. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/reading-bookworm-man-books-1246520/.

Quote: Chloe Thurlow, Katie in Love

Rust Header: Pixabay – ulukasczyk. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/rust-wheels-wheel-old-metal-rusty-4105900/ .

Quote: Unknown

TWF Archive Icons: The Noun Project Pro. Licensed and modified for commercial use. URL: https://thenounproject.com/.

Pro Cured: Pixabay – janjf93-3084263. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/vectors/sausage-salami-eat-food-kitchen-1745701/ .

What the Fap: Pixabay – Clker-Free-Vector-Images. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/vectors/eyes-surprise-wow-expression-open-312093/ .

WTF Yuk Yuks: Wikimedia – Chris. Public Domain. URL: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:SMirC-wtf.svg .

Yukkles: Pixabay – Clker-Free-Vector-Images. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/vectors/frog-toad-frog-eyes-amphibian-hop-309977/ .